What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:52
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Which race of women are the hottest?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What sexual fantasies do you have?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
After a few moments he returns.
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
How did you react when your doctor ordered a colonoscopy?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.